City makeover’s ugly side-effects
NOW I’m all for beautifying the city, but why on earth did the City of Greater Geelong ignore the obvious eyesores to spend a fortune turning Malop St into a dog’s breakfast?
Let’s start with the trees — around 53 in total, plus various shrubs and grasses, raised planter boxes, seating (a plus) and dubious artworks more suited to a kids’ playground than a bustling city centre.
And that’s just on the south side between Moorabool and Yarra streets. Then there’s the traffic chaos. Where Malop St once enjoyed free flow of traffic to the east, it is now restricted to single lanes in each direction with no right turning lane into Yarra St. The result being a bottleneck, with traffic often banked up (as was last weekend) to Gheringhap St.
But of more concern than the angst of frustrated motorists is the complete lack of consideration on the part of the creators of this space towards the elderly, the infirm, mums with kids in prams and people with disabilities, including the sight-impaired and those in wheelchairs.
And yes, I’m talking about the bike lanes.
Now I’m not against bike lanes, let’s get that straight, but it is where the luminous lights of wisdom continually choose to place them which really narks me.
Where people could once step off the gutter in Malop St and straight into a cab or their parked car, they must now negotiate two raised concrete dividers and make sure they don’t trip over or get wiped out by a cyclist, of which I’ve seen only seen one so far (and he was going like the clappers).
Surely the architects of this schmozzle realised during their creative period that not all people are young, fit and healthy or that everyone would be prepared to walk a few hundred metres to a designated walkway, especially if they have trouble seeing that far in the first place.
The sight of an elderly lady with a walking frame over the weekend, marooned while trying to negotiate the bike lane barriers was a serious worry.
In the end, she was rescued by a cab driver who came to her aid.
For cab drivers it also means having difficulty re-entering traffic and, with public car parking blocking their exit, they cannot simply turn left into Yarra St and get out of the way.
Then of course we come to the issue of emergency services and their need for 24-hour access.
Something you’d have thought would have figured high on the list of priorities in terms of any city design project. Wrong!
So if someone has a heart attack outside Myer, what with clogged up traffic, concrete structures and a virtual forest of trees blocking alternative access, are ambos going to be forced to ditch their vehicle in Yarra or Moorabool streets and lug equipment and stretcher on foot?
And, heaven forbid, in the event of a structure fire? How does City Hall expect firefighters, equipment and a truck 11 metres long and weighing 33.2 tonnes to get within a bull’s roar of a blaze unless it’s on a main corner? Your guess is as good as mine. Seems to me, the architects of this creative nightmare were handed a bucketload of money and told to go away and have fun. And they did just that. Now it’s fair to say most people would appreciate the concept of greening up the city and making it a more appealing space.
But in doing so, there is always the danger of designers going too far, of getting carried away with the tizzying-up process at the cost of practicality and common sense.
And in the end it is the public which inevitably ends up poorer for the indulgence.
It was also interesting that while recently discussing the proposed controversial High St bike lane in Belmont, Bike Safe Geelong’s Garry Laver said commuting cyclists did not mix with busy shopping strips.
Having watched pedestrian interaction with the Malop St bike lanes during the week, it became clear the raised concrete bike lane dividers pose a definite safety issue.
Still, I doubt the heads in the sand will come up for air anytime soon to grasp that observation.
In the meantime, I do hope the City of Greater Geelong has an understanding insurer and the premiums are up to date.
Where people could once step off the gutter in Malop St and straight into a cab or their parked car, they must now negotiate two raised concrete dividers.