One more thing
Apple opinion
The new iMac – “now in colossal and ginormous”, Apple says – is the kind of computer you can’t look at if you value your bank balance: one glance at its superb screen makes every other one look like it was made in Minecraft. Its specs are pretty impressive too, and you can configure it to make a truly monstrous Mac. There’s just one teeny-weeny problem with it: it costs a fortune, and for many of us it’s a fortune we can’t really justify when our existing Macs cope just fine with El Capitan. Do you find that hard to remember when you’re browsing apple.com? Me too – which is why I’ve turned to poetry in the style of Green Eggs and Ham. I’m so very sorry.
The new iMac!
The new iMac!
I do not need the new iMac.
Do you need the new iMac?
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which
I sorely lack
I do not need the new iMac.
I do not need its chic display its Retina 4 or 5K I do not need the new iMac
I do not like its Magic Mouse
I do not need it in my house
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which
I sorely lack.
The new iMac is not for me
My USB kit’s two, not three
I do not need the new iMac.
I do not want a hard disk drive The SSDs are priced too high
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which
I sorely lack.
I do not need its Core i5 when my old Mac has one inside
I do not need the new iMac
My old Mac is good enough
It never quite runs out of puff
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which I sorely lack.
The new iMac is good, I know
A 5K screen for Logic Pro!
I do not need the new iMac.
My kids should not go without dinner for a Mac that’s very slightly thinner
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which
I sorely lack.
I do not need four gigahertz when writing’s what I do for work
I do not need the new iMac
I do not need GDDR5
I do not want a Fusion Drive
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which I sorely lack.
I do not need wireless AC when all my stuff is N, or G
I do not need the new iMac
I do not need its faster ports, the standards that it now supports
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which
I sorely lack.
My wife would never understand the need for all those gigs of RAM
I do not need the new iMac
If I put it on our credit card she’d kick me in the danglies, hard
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which I sorely lack.
I can’t go near an Apple Store temptation lives behind that door
I do not need the new iMac
And deep, deep down
I must say “no!”
I’d rather have a MacBook Pro!
I do not need the new iMac, the funds for which I sorely lack.