CELEBS SAID WHAT?

DID... OH YES THEY

Baby boom

Well, 2017 has started out well for all the bachelors out there, after model Sophie Monk said: ‘Ideally I’d like to have kids this year... but I need a guy.’ Challenge accepted.

Cheat sheet

You just say one tiny thing like: ‘I don’t think it’s natural to be a monogamous person,’ and just like that, all your future boyfriends have a get-out-of-jail-free card. Isn’t that right, Scarlett Johansson? Oops!

Jungle fever

‘On my first night [on I’m A Celebrity], I took a full-on nude shower with Steve Price... So we are penis to penis.’ Thanks for that, Tom Arnold (above)... That’s not exactly how our ‘hot guys in the shower’ fantasy goes.

High society

Oh dear, the Queen will not be amused after singer Robbie Williams revealed that he ‘smoked a spliff in Buckingham Palace’. It’ll be a long time before he’s invited back to that joint.

SOCIAL SPEAK!

WHO: SASHA MIELCZAREK Sash, we all know the trick of showing your ex how much fun you’re having without them, but we’re just not convinced Sam Frost is going to buy it this time...

WHO: KENDALL JENNER Every other model might be happy strutting down the catwalk, but Kendall has saddled herself with a less, er, stable alternative... She’s having a ’mare!

WHO: JULIA MORRIS Creative selfie brilliance from the comedienne, whose post reads: ‘He loves watching me breathe…’ Hmm, Kris Smith might love getting a restraining order more!