Family
CHILDREN’S WORLD
SMALL TALK
My grandkids were visiting, and I asked Miss Ten how her music lessons were going. ‘Very well,’ she said. Without missing a beat, her six-year-old brother asked her seriously: ‘And how are your warts going?’ He’s a laugh a minute!
J. Zammit, Roxburgh Park, Vic.
LUCKY CHOICE
When I was on the bus recently, I heard a young boy say to his mother: ‘I’m glad you called me Matthew, because that’s what all the kids at kindy call me!’
P. Mornard, Point Lonsdale, Vic.
REAL REASON
My four-year-old grandson Ethan was eager for his heavily pregnant mum to give birth. Touched, I asked him if he was excited about meeting his baby sister. He replied: READER OF ‘Yes, but what I THE WEEK really want is for WINS Mum to be able to bend down again $100! so she can help me put away my toys, as I’m too tired to keep doing it all myself.’
Dee Hooper, Woonona, NSW.
ALL I, VE GOT
I do some volunteer work at our local prep school. One day, the teacher told one of the boys that he had his shoes on the wrong feet. He looked down at his feet and said: ‘But these are the only feet I’ve got!’
Eileen Gosley, Cooroy, Qld.
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