CELEBS SAID WHA T?

OH YES THEY DID...

KISS AND TELL

‘It’s worse than kissing a stranger,’ Natalie Bassingthwaighte said of kissing Karl Kennedy (Alan Fletcher) on her return to Neighbours. That’s when good neighbours become more than just good friends, and it gets creepy!

SPICE OF LIFE

When Delta said: ‘Please stop playing with my heart,’ we naturally thought it was more boy trouble for the luckless singer. Nope, she was just sick of the whole will-they-won’t-they Spice Girls tour saga. Er, that can’t be the biggest thing in Delta’s life right now.

TALKING BALLS

We all hate that friend who tells us our food is bad, but imagine how the poor I’m A Celebrity contestants feel. ‘As a vet, I know too much about the anatomy,’ Dr Chris Brown said. ‘I know exactly what’s in that testicle they’re eating.’ STOP!

DREW A BLANK

Drew Barrymore won’t be rushing back to online dating anytime soon. ‘I went on it and no-one responded,’ Drew revealed. We find that hard to believe. Maybe they did respond, Drew, and you’re caught in short-term memory loss hell like your character in 50 First Dates.

WHO IAN THORPE

Thorpey and boyfriend Ryan Channing have got a new addition to the family in the form of a cute cavoodle called Kaia. They might seem nervous, but it definitely looks like puppy love!

WHO GREG NORMAN

‘Just a little trash talking!’ Greg posted. Er, we’re not sure what’s going on here, but it looks like a scene from a weird movie about a Great White Shark fighting a pig. Sounds boar-ing!

WHO VICTORIA BECKHAM

‘Just your average Monday at the office doing a bit of maintenance,’ Victoria wrote. We like the toolbag, although we suspect OH&S will come down on her like a tonne of bricks for those heels.