YOUR SAY
WHAT FUNNY THINGS HAVE YOUR MM AND KIDS SAID LATELY?
MISSING PERSON
I snapped a selfie with a spectacular sunset behind me, then showed my niece, Miss 12, the photo. ‘What do you think of my selfie?’ I asked her. ‘It would look better if you weren’t in it,’ she replied. Hmph! DAVID NICHOLSON, YANCHEP, WA.
LATEST AUTO TECH
My nine-year-old great-nephew was excitedly telling me that his mum had just got a new car. He explained to me that it was an automatic, and was a ‘hunchback’! CHRIS WALTON, HIGH WYCOMBE, WA.
PRETTY BRUTAL
After combing Miss Four’s hair and putting it into a piggy tail, Mum told Miss Four that she looked really pretty. All excited, Miss Four then wanted to do Mum’s hair in return. As Mum positioned herself for her new hair style, Miss Four turned to her father: ‘We won’t do your hair Daddy because you can’t make yourself pretty – you’re a boy.’ ERROL KURTH, KIRWAN, QLD.
CURTAINS ON STYLE
After just watching The Sound Of Music at the cinema, I was chatting with my great-niece, Miss Five, about the movie. I was joking with her that we took some old curtains down last week and maybe she would like me to make her some play clothes out of them? To which she promptly replied: ‘Is that what you made that dress you’re wearing out of?’ PAULINE MACEY, SHOALWATER, WA.