JONESY SAYS...

There’s a few ways you deal with the ‘equal’ chuck in, which is all well and good if you’ve dined like Matt Preston at his last meal. There’s nothing worse when you’ve had a modest amount of food and little alcohol because you’re driving, and you end up paying $150 for two dim sims and a light beer. What can you do? Mutter under your breath, just stay at home and order Uber Eats or put it all on your credit card, take everyone’s cash and hope their maths is no good!