CELEBS SAID WHA T? DID... OH YES THEY

SHARK BAIT

We never thought we’d have anything in common with Shark Tank investor Steve Baxter, until he said this on the show: ‘One of my hobbies is planning for an apocalypse.’ Oh wait, we thought he said: ‘Planning for a pack of chips.’ Still nothing in common then...

MUM’S THE WORD

We love Mila Kunis’ mum! She had the perfect reaction when her daughter revealed that she was dating Ashton Kutcher – simply saying: ‘Shut the f*** up,’ in Russian. Her mum was probably worried that Mila was ‘Russian’ into things after Ashton’s split from Demi Moore.

PIG SICK

Home And Away’s Judy Nunn would love us to stick to watching drama. ‘There’s too much bloody reality TV on. It disgusts me,’ the 73-year-old star said last week. ‘Let the world wallow in it like a pig in a trough,’ she continued. Actually, that’s not a bad idea for a show!

TURNED OFF

Charlie Sheen is normally about as far removed from our world as it gets – except when it comes to watching AFL. ‘This game makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever,’ Charlie said while watching a game on TV. There’s a simple solution – pass us the remote...

WHO KIM KARDASHIAN

This seems like a strange way to advertise Kimoji Fragrances to us. Underarm deodorant, maybe, but the perfume could easily become the butt of all jokes.

WHO JESSICA ROWE

‘Goodbye blonde!’ Jess added to this image of her celebrating the end of the school holidays... by turning into a vampire bat!? Or is it just the odd position of the cape?

WHO MARIAH CAREY

Don’t you just hate it when you’re not ready to have your picture taken in your new bikini and then you accidentally upload it on social media? Yes, us too.