CELEBS SAID WHAT?

DID... OH YES THEY

PANTS ON FIRE

Apparently, Paris Hilton was ‘just stating a fact of life’ when labelling Lindsay Lohan a pathological liar. Really? So, now in schools they’re going to learn about the birds and the bees and off-the-rail former child stars?

SPOILT FOR CHOICE

After claims she was difficult to work with in her early 20s, Katherine Heigl said: ‘I’m not going to deny there was some arrogance. I was feeling pretty untouchable and pretty on top of the world.’ We can relate, Katherine. We were a bit smug working at Macca’s back in the day.

STRIP OFF

‘If I can get on TV as hideous as I am, I give people hope,’ Shane Jacobson said of his recent strip on The Real Full Monty. Hmm, we think a key bit of that quote is missing. ‘I give people hope that the remote is near so they can switch channels...’

REBEL YELL

We love Ray Meagher’s (Alf from Home And Away) Aussie catchcries, but is it time for an update? ‘You get the occasional yahoo screaming “Stone the crows” out the car window,’ Ray said of his fans. Yahoo is a bit old hat, Ray. Try: ‘You get the occasional Google…’

WHO JESSICA ROWE

‘Who/what is Nessy and I?’ Jess added to this dress-up post. We thought Jess might’ve needed a PEA BREAK (by the look on her face) before her POD CAST event.

WHO KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

‘Coordinate’ was the word on this post of an orange Kourtney. Presumably Kourt would have to go home and get changed if she fancied a cranberry juice.

WHO MADONNA

‘I don’t smoke but I like to start fires,’ Madge added to this post. Dangerous words when a candle is flickering perilously close to a top that looks very flammable!