CELEBS SAID WHAT?

OH YES THEY DID...

FIGHT OR FLIGHT

It’s comforting to know long-haul flights are just as bad for celebs with kids. ‘I am colouring Evie’s book ferociously while she boots the seat in front of her,’ Carrie Bickmore said about a flight from Hawaii. Well, comforting unless you’re in front of Evie!

BED HEAD

Yes Tziporah Malkah! She’s paving the way for the nip-tothe-shops jarmy army, admitting, ‘I am not saying I will stop wearing [bed] sheets, because they are bloody comfortable.’ Now, we’re inspired to add on a pillowcase hat in winter!

CHOP CHOP

We’d think twice about inviting Cate Blanchett around for dinner after she said: ‘It’s important to keep karate-chopping those doors down.’ We suspect she was talking about career opportunities now she’s hit 50, but she may just have a thing against doorbells.

GOLDEN AGE

‘I saw myself as a grouchy old woman – never that it would be a happy time for me,’ Jane Fonda said about being 80. Well, that’s disappointing news, Jane. We were looking forward to getting older and crankier and telling people exactly what we think of them.

WHO REESE WITHERSPOON

We’re soooo jealous of Reese. Her double Marilee works with her on movies and Big Little Lies. If we had a double, we’d never go to a work meeting again!

WHO MICHELLE BRIDGES

‘Mondays be like...’ was the caption for this Insta of Michelle’s little boy’s crazy kipping position. If that was our Monday, we’d have a backache on Tuesday!

WHO NICOLE KIDMAN

‘Nothing like the acoustics in a hotel bathroom,’ Nicole posted. We hope Keith Urban’s career isn’t going dunny the pan!