Dispensary Corner

A FANNY-PACK or ‘bumbag’, with the appearance of a chubby belly, has been dubbed the ‘dadbag’.

Set to be available in six different styles, the ‘dadbag’ offers wearers convenient storage, as well as the increasingly desirable (?) ‘dad bod’.

The creator states his inspiration was seeing all the social media hype about ‘dad bods’ being cool, and wanted to create a product that would offer this trendy aesthetic without the associated health risks.

The designer is currently seeking entrepreneurial investment from people with a lot of intestinal fortitude (guts) to help produce it.

FAKE it or they’ll take it - a San Francisco woman has avoided a bizarre attempted robbery by pretending to have a seizure.

The incident took place on a crowded Saturday afternoon train just outside of Daly City.

The suspect, a woman said to be in her early thirties, allegedly handed her victim a note stating “There are two guns pointed at you now. If you want to live, hand over your wallet and phone now.

The victim, unwilling to lose her wallet because of an upcoming international flight, instead feigned a seizure, slumping to her side and shaking violently.

This caused the passengers around her to notice and rush to her aid, causing a scene which spooked the would be thief.