FIFA 17

Some extra salt for Ben Tyrer’s wounds

My Ultimate Team wears Everton’s 84/85 kit and plays at Goodison Park, so it wouldn’t take the combined IQ of Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein to work out which team I support. Indeed, one opponent makes the connection after beating me 0-1. Unfortunately, he’s a Liverpool fan and can’t resist reminding me of the recent IRL result between the two teams in a message. “Just like the derby” comes flying into my inbox, with “Wahey” swiftly following. Eh, what the heck do I care?