THE FIRST FIVE HOURS…
1 You crash-land, help a farmer find his animals, and discover a pirate’s throne. 2 You spend an hour trying to figure out how to get your friend to join you online. 3 A tutorial bug means you have to keep leaving and returning to a planet to paint a house. 4 Finally out of the tutorial and into medium-sized worlds. You’ve been collecting gold bricks – a lot.
5 You realise collecting gold bricks is your life now. Ooh, another chest.