OVERWATCH

Loot box-worshipper Jen Simpkins has a crisis of faith Of course I’m still playing Overwatch. I can’tstop playing Overwatch. Blizzard has released two special events in rapid succession. I spend all my coins on Uprising event skins… only to run into an unexpected O-dubs birthday party soon after. The gifts? Infinitely cooler, time-limited skins that I now can’t afford. Cruiser D.Va? BEEKEEPER MEI?! My wallet can’t take it: I have to grind loot boxes. My first one offers no skins, but two voice lines: Zarya’s “Is that all?” and Zenyatta’s “How disappointing”. You couldn’t write it…