RESIDENT EVIL RESISTANCE

Jess Kinghorn ought to watch her step Oscar is enjoying this far too much. As the Mastermind, he keeps doling out cryptic clues and withering, faint praise over party chat. “Ah, you were so close,” he says as our survivors expire metres from the exit. Playing as hacker goth January Van Sant, my abilities allow me to disable his cameras and take some of his power away. Unfortunately, I should be looking low, and I keep merrily waltzing into floor traps and bombs. I’m getting better but our games editor cackles every time he sees January hastily backpedal.