The Great Tweet-off: Christmas edition

’Tis the season to be tweetin’ – but only if your comedy stylings can cut it alongside these Yuletide gems:

Eggnog is great because who hasn’t been eating an omelette and thought, I wish I could drink this. @SHAWNRIES

I bet the frankincense guy was all like, “Let’s put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us.” @AARONFULLERTON

“Wouldn’t Santa’s secret coal reserves cause huge price fluctuations in world energy markets?” – some kid who gets it. @ROBHUEBEL

My wife hates when I give her a Christmas/birthday combo gift but that’s what she gets for being born in May. @MRBROKEIT

On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love said to me, “I think I might be a hoarder.” @JENSTATSKY

What the song doesn’t mention is that Santa checks EVERYTHING twice. He has OCD.

@CONANOBRIEN