The Great Tweet-off: April Fools’ Edition

Twitter treats April 1 with equal parts bemused tolerance and outright despair. A sign of our times, perhaps? April Fools’ Day! The one day major news outlets will openly lie to you, instead of doing it secretly! @KUMAILN

April Fools’ is the best day to tell someone you love them for the first time. If it goes badly wrong, at least you have an exit strategy. @RADIOEMMET

Tip for April Fools’ Day: don’t believe anything you read on the internet today. This also applies to all the other days of the year. @ROHANADYM

Every April Fools’ Day I play the same prank and buy myself a gym membership. @JOHNNYMCNULTY

Ugh! I forgot to tell my husband that I’m leaving him and now I have to wait until tomorrow. @HIREMEIMFUNNY

Every April Fools’ Day joke I can think of is actually happening. @ALBERTBROOKS