All in a Day’s Work

The scene is a ticket line at a theme park. Customer My son wants to go on the ride. There are a tonne of people in the way. Me You need to wait in line like everyone else, madam. May I interest you in getting a Fast Pass? Customer (shouting) Just take me and my son to the front! Me If I let you go to the front of the line, then I’d have to let everyone go to the front of the line. Customer Then why don’t you do that?