The Great Tweet-off: Mother’s Day Edition

How does Twitter observe Mother’s Day? Same way it observes every other day: with a tonne of laughs.

Happy Mother’s Day to a special lady who still loves me even though I pooped my pants for over a year after we first met. @PRIMAWESOME

[Hands mum flowers on Mother’s Day] Thanks for a life of sacrifice, these cost me 20 bucks. @REVEREND_SCOTT

The best Mother’s Day card would have a little schmutz on it that needed to be wiped off with a Lil Mum Spit™. @APARNAPKIN Bought my mum a mug that says, “Happy Mother’s Day from the World’s Worst Son.” I forgot to mail it to her, but I think she knows. @OTHERDANOBRIEN

For Mother’s Day I’m going to listen to some of my mum’s voicemail. @BLITZNBEANS

My mother gave me the greatest gift of all, by still not being on the internet. @KEVINSECCIA

Mother’s Day gift idea: not asking her for money that day. @FILTHYRICHMOND