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Had a bad travel experience recently? Compare it to one of these real complaints collected by travel agents.

“There was no sign telling you that you shouldn’t get on the hot-air balloon ride if you’re afraid of heights.”

“I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment with our friends’ three-bedroom apartment, and ours was significantly smaller.”

“The street signs weren’t in English. I don’t understand how anyone can get around.”

“We could not enjoy the tour, as our guide was too ugly. You can’t be expected to admire a beautiful view when you’re staring at a face like his.”

“You said the town was next to a volcano, but we went, and there was no lava. I’m pretty sure it was just a mountain.”