THE GREAT TWEET OFF: SLEEP EDITION

Tweeting comes so naturally to the folks of Twitter, they can do it with their eyes closed.

Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings.

@SOMADDYSMITH

I sleep with a knife under my pillow. You never know when someone is going to break in and give you a cake.

@SHAVI67

People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.

@LONGWALL26

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

@WOLFYNEYDA

There are many theories on why humans even need to sleep, but I’m pretty sure it’s to charge our phones.

@ALISPAGNOLA