GNOME GROUND

A garden gnome is busy destroying some plants when suddenly a house cat appears.

“What are you?” asks the cat.

“I’m a gnome. I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, creature are you?”

The cat thinks for a moment and says,

“I guess I’m a gnome.”