THE CUSTOMER IS (NOT) ALWAYS RIGHT

Customer’s child is doing a project on dinosaurs. Customer cannot believe our bookstore doesn’t have a single book with actual photographs of real dinosaurs. @WATERSTONES

While I was working at a petrol station, a guy asked me for a refund on petrol he had just pumped because he changed his mind. @OBSCUREAARON

I work at a pet supply shop. A customer once phoned to set up a delivery. Among the items he wanted was a dog toy, but he didn’t know which one. I had to pick out toys and squeak them into the phone for him until he heard the ‘right one’. @KRISTINNEUMAN

I watched a woman demand that my colleague give her a haircut. I work at a bookstore. @LINDSEYFEVER

When I worked at a video store, a woman asked if we had a copy of ‘Three Dalmatians’. To clarify, I asked, “Three Dalmatians?”

She replied angrily, “I don’t know, there could be more.” @PANICKEDIDIOT