PATHETIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM

Four of our favourite LOL-worthy creatures

THE MYRKA

Waddling Doctor Who space-cow that – having not dried – left a trail of green paint on the scenery. Famously operated by the same guys who were also inside Rentaghost’s pantomime horse.

THE SORSONS

Let’s just say it: these

Tomorrow People aliens look uncannily like giant, glistening penises. If a penis had a stunted claw sticking out of it.

BRIAN THE SPIDER

…well, that’s the nickname Blake’s 7 fans gave this web-weaving arachnid with a booty bigger than Kim Kardashian, whose species is never actually identified.

RO-MAN

Can’t afford a terrifying robot for your ’50s B-movie? Simply copy the director of Robot Monster and stick a space helmet on an old gorilla suit. Job done.