Spurious awards

Celebrating the silliest moments from the month in TV

Subway Special Of The Month

In Gotham, the cops don’t have to settle for just donuts and coffee.

Children’s Literary Hero Of The Month

So Grimm had a guy who morphs into a rabbit. And he’s called Peter. Was this some kind of Beatrix Potter crossover episode?

That’s Just Bo ast i ng Of The Month

Cisco in The Flash appears to have built his own sonic screwdriver. We think, however, he may be over– compensating for something.

Geekiest Quiz Of The Month

Full marks to game show The Edge. Acceptable answers for “Who’s played the Doctor since 2005?” included Paul McGann and John Hurt!

Karaoke King Of The Month

Trust SHIELD to show up at the wrong moment. Now we’ll never know if Angar the Screamer was going to do “Lady In Red” or “Livin’ On A Prayer”.

Unexpected Fantasy Show Of The Month

Casualty did a Sliding Doors episode. Badly. It broke all the rules by changing the order events happened in each go- round.

Fashion Statement Of The Month

Jennifer Goines is dressed to kill in 12 Monkeys.

Strictly Com e Dancing Auditions Of The Month

Elijah and Freya perform their interpretation of Torvill and Dean’s “Bolero” in The Originals.

Foo d Critic Of The Month

Root orders the 200- year- old ostrich egg at Heston Blumenthal’s restaurant in Person Of Interest.

Guest Star Of The Month

Good to see the Tachikomas from Ghost In The Shell are still finding gainful employment in Thunderbirds Are Go.