Spurious awards

Best Line Of The Month

Celebrating the silliest moments from the month in TV

“The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.” We’re just glad we were spared the scene where the slavers inspect their merchandise in Game Of Thrones.

Best Of British Of The Month

It did our hearts proud that when Have I Got News For You needed a pic to represent British TV as a whole, they chose Daleks.

Gas Explo sion Of The Month

The Originals really wish that their Big Bad of the season hadn’t had that vindaloo last night.

Literal I nterpretation Of The Month

In The Flash, Cisco wonders if Joe is taking the phrase “I’ve got your ass covered” just a little bit too literally.

Flo ating Ro ck Of The Month

When this boulder hit the water then bobbed back up in Thunderbirds we hope that it was supposed to be an in- joke at the expense of the original series.

Trophy Of The Month

So what exactly did Sid Bunderslaw, middlemanager at Wayne Enterprises in Gotham, win that award for? Burying corporate secrets?

I nnuendo Of The Month

We’re not surprised SHIELD’s Hunter and Fitz were about to vomit in the back of the jet with Ward saying things to Kara like, “Do you want to take the stick?”

Too Much I nformation Of The Month

After watching the seven- minute trailer for The CW’s new Supergirl series, we don’t feel the need to watch the actual show anymore…

Unexpected Return Of The Month

DreamWorks is prepping a film of the book The Adventures Of Beekle: The Unimaginary Friend, which should provide fresh employment for an Adipose out of work since its Doctor Who appearance.

Linguists Of The Month

“Dear god, what language is that?” asks an undead soldier in Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. To our trained ear it sounded suspiciously like Klingon.