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ARE YOU LISTENING?

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror...

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Porkins. Myles Fitzpatric­k

If it ’s set around the time of A New Hope, it ’s very important to remember women didn’t wear bras then. [ Equally important to remember men did – Ed] Richard Dyke

When discussing heist plans, I’d like admiral ackbar to appear and say, “We could set a trap!” that’s it. Laura Tisdall

I want “rebel spaceships striking from a hidden base” winning their first victory against the evil empire. Daryl Smith

I want the whole film to be a battle of britain style aerial dogfight. exposition can cop a walk. FlangeBadg­er

I’d love to see Darth Vader and the emperor make an appearance. Russell Garland

I’d like it if this is the first time the rebels see an at- at – a looming beast appearing out of the trees in the way edwards treated Godzilla. Annie Morgan

Make stormtroop­ers a force to be reckoned with. If it ’s going to have a war movie feel there needs to be tangible danger. Carlie Sommer

Ewoks all over the place. and finally confirm that they’re cuddly little cannibals who eat the flesh of fallen stormtroop­ers. We’re all thinking it. Sammi Hellen

Have edwards’s Godzilla castmember bryan Cranston play ackbar. Clair York

So long as you can feel the dirt under the fingernail­s of the characters I’ll be happy. Geraint Raynard

I’d love for them to get a hint of Star Wars’s more mystical elements in. maybe one of the troops could be Force- sensitive? Ashton Hill

An adaptation of Dark Forces, complete with kyle katarn. Bill Allen

Reveal that Jar Jar binks has been a prisoner of war for the last 30 years, left to starve to death in some godforsake­n hell hole of a prison and shrivelled like a deflated balloon. Zak Russell

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