THE SLAUGTHERED LAMB

As Seen In An American Werew olf In London

Location East Proctor, Yorkshire

Clientele “Local” types. You know the sort – bearded yokels with a natural suspicion of strangers and a knack for warding off lycanthropes.

Appraisal One of the few public houses where it’s easier to end up on the menu than order from it, thanks to the lack of food ( though there is tea) and a tourist- hungry monster prowling the surrounding area. Once the initial shock of a stranger daring to enter wears off, it’s usually a lively place with games provided. Careful with the darts, though – missing the board is seriously frowned upon.