DISTURBED FAN

READ your Mopar Sunday yarn, and I just wanted to let Simon Major know that his Disturbia panel van is perfect (SM, Oct ’16 and streetmachine.com.au). I cannot think of another van I would prefer, and I dig vans. I’d love a bumper sticker that says: “If I’m going to hell, I’m going in Disturbia.” I would shovel werewolf shit for Satan on grand final day to see more T/A front ends come back. Your design shouts loud and clear to me, Simon. It is as evil as a tax bill and as cool as an Eskimo’s pecker. Top effort. I really enjoy this van. Redmond, email