SEED OF DOUBT

AFTER marrying a sweet young woman, a 95-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.

Jerry Attrick, email

“Let me tell you a story,” the doctor replied. “An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot.”

“Impossible!” the old man exclaimed. “Somebody else must have shot that bear.”

“Exactly,” the doctor replied.