Annoy a car guy in 4 words
GOING FOUR-WORD
OVER on our Street Machine Facebook page we put up a post asking for four words that are sure to annoy a car guy, and we got literally thousands of responses! Naturally, a lot of them were along the lines of ‘Ford/ Holden sucks’ – very creative – or ‘Chev badge on a Commodore’ (er, that’s five words). Anyway, we had a laugh around the office and decided to compile a list of our favourite annoying four-word phrases that you guys came up with. Check ’em out. Cristian Coman – It’s just a car. Michael Stephens – Summernats has been cancelled. Patrick Kragen – “Love your El Camino!” – All the car guys here in the US when they see my Kingswood tonner. Tommy Wil – One word will do: cyclists. Rik Halme – Isn’t that a Sunbird? Kelly Lee – I’m a Ford enthusiast. Cal Elvin – Just leave it stock. STREET MACHINE – They wrecked a classic. – Simon Major Dean Bonthorne – LS conversions are stupid. Daniel Berryman – “I drive a Prius”; “You’re destroying the planet”; “That’s a nice Lamborghini” (when looking at an NSX). Shaun Queale – Borrow your car trailer? Shane Styles – That washer is wrong; that bolt head’s different; that clamp’s upside-down. Kieran Johnson – You hear that rattle? Tony Scholte – The Environmental Protection Agency. John Mcnamee – It won’t pass rego. Aimée Steel – Is that gutter rash? That’s all it’s got? STREET MACHINE – Should’ve left it stock. – Simon Major Daniel Haack – VTEC better than turbo. Aiden Clifford – Mustangs don’t kill pedestrians. Jared Mulinder – Is it finished yet? Steve Simmonds – Cars are just transport. Matt Jenkins – Don’t mod the daily. Brad Smith – It’s a wiring problem. Steve N Stephanie Bullock – My car’s at home. Michael Bonning – I got defected, again. Trent Brooks – America does better burnouts. Ronny Coote – I’ll ask my missus. Jake Morton – I bought a Jeep. Luke Cilia – It’s front-wheel drive. Kingsley Allen Moore – Electric is the future. Marc Parmy – “Let’s do family stuff.” Ian Florussen – You spent how much? Troy Duggan – Can I drive it?