SORE POINT

A BRUNETTE goes to see her doctor and explains that she has a very serious problem. “You see doctor, my entire body hurts,” she says. She then proceeds to touch all over her body, saying “ouch!” every time.

The doctor sits back on his chair, rubs his chin for a few moments and then says: “You’re not naturally a brunette, are you?”

“Well no, I’m naturally blonde,” the woman admits. “I dyed my hair because of all the stereotyping that goes with being blonde. Why do you ask?”

“You’ve got a broken finger,” replies the doctor.

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