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Just like the Back To The Future movies, good things come in threes. And focusing back on our futures, there are three events this week that will put juice into our DeLoreans, and flux in our capacitors. Mercury re-enters Taurus, grounding us with earthy sensibility; Venus explores new territory as her influence grows in opposition to Jupiter; and Saturn and Uranus’ harmonious link suggests that any bold new endeavours aren’t the flash in the pan that we may fear. Memorable adventures are more than likely!

Aries Mar21-Apr20

In copyright law, it’s understood that an idea can’t be copyrighted. Something needs to exist physically before anyone can lay a claim on it. This week brings you the chance to turn plans and blueprints into material gains. Suggestions and introductions can be transformed into deals and guarantees. But, while it’s a good time to initiate moves, it will take firm commitment to make these changes permanent. If you just put your heart and soul into it, you won’t be short of opportunities to do just that. For important news about the big changes due in your life. Call 1900 957 223.

Taurus Apr21- May21

Two plus two equals thirty-three point five. Why? Oh, no reason. I just thought I’d say that. From now on that’s the rule. Take it or leave it. You can’t have an explanation. Now, how do you feel? And, where else are wildly illogical statements being delivered in an apparently incontrovertible tone? Don’t let these demoralise you. The obstructions you face may seem insurmountable, and the arguments you’re caught up in may seem to be going nowhere but, as Mercury returns to your sign, you’ll soon restore a sense of reason. You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 957 223.

Gemini May22-Jun22

Many years ago, on a family holiday, I rode a Jet-Ski. It was tremendous fun, but that’s partly because every time I fell off, the magnetic key that kept the engine running would disengage from the motor thanks to a cord that attached it to my body. There’s a chance that your life has lately resembled being dragged along behind waves at breakneck speed. It’s not always tremendous fun. But the universe is providing handlebars. You’ll soon feel more confident and able to face your challenges. And you have power at your disposal. Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 957 223.

Cancer Jun23-Jul23

Where’s your magic wand? Where’s your dusty old spell-book, your broomstick, your cat? Your powers are a little more real and down to earth. You’re the kind of miracle worker who requires no ritual or rigmarole, Your power comes from somewhere else. It will not always manifest to order. Sometimes, it resolutely refuses to surface. But when you really need it, it’s there for you. As Mercury changes signs you have the ability to think differently about a cause that’s dear to your heart. Don’t underestimate your powers. For important news about the big changes due in your life. Call 1900 957 223.

Leo Jul24-Aug23

Recently I read an article that seemed to suggest that a Dutch scientist has found a way to reverse ageing in mice. Now, unless you have sprouted whiskers and a tail, this may not be of any consequence. But could this be the first step towards halting the ageing process? Whether it works or not, it will never be the first step, because that belongs to a more psychological process. This week, think about how you can balance your maturity with child-like enthusiasm. The more open your philosophy, the more engaging life will be. You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 957 223.

Virgo Aug24-Sep23

When the ruler of your sign moves into a new part of the zodiac, you may find it hard to relax. There’s something about the cosmic climate that causes us to find more faults, feel more impassioned and to question what we’ve been told. Yet it’s at such times that we become more able to see solutions to problems that we have been wrestling with for ages, yet have been frequently thwarted and frustrated by. Put your own sense of restlessness to good use this week. No matter how annoying a situation may be, it must be worth another try! Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 957 223.

Libra Sep24- Oct23

If there’s a piano in your vicinity perhaps you should finger the keys. Start at C (the one just to the left of the two black notes), and play the next-but-one white note (E), as well as the fifth note along (G) all at the same time. The sound symbolises the theme for your week: harmony. There’s potential to strike a balance between your roots and grow closer with someone. That doesn’t necessarily mean giving way. But making a subtle key balance change will make it easier for people to sing from your song-sheet. For important news about the big changes due in your life. Call 1900 957 223.

Scorpio Oct24- Nov22

Beware unwanted visitors this week. And by this, I don’t mean friends and family members looking for a space on your couch! I mean the kind of moods and attitudes that sometimes we allow into our lives by mistake. We think they’re only passing through, next thing we know they’ve taken over. We keep tripping over their stuff, they even invite their own friends round to see them at your place! As your two rulers make a sharp angle, if pessimism or doubt come calling, tell them you’re sorry, but you’ve got no room for them! You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 957 223.

Sagittarius Nov23- Dec21

We all experience feelings of ‘buyer’s remorse’; that instant regret that arrives when we commit to a purchase. It doesn’t just appear in financial matters. We’re capable of wobbling in any walk of life once we realise that we’re closing the door on the way we’ve come. Lately you’ve been making some important changes. Now, it’s important that you don’t rummage for the psychological receipt the moment you feel a twinge of doubt. Trust that you’re on the right path. And that you won’t just adapt to, but thrive in your new environment. Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 957 223.

Capricorn Dec22-Jan20

“There’s no point in locking the stable door once the horse has bolted.” This phrase is used to describe the actions of people who try to protect themselves from threats that have already passed. But if the horse is still there, if the door has been left unbolted yet no loss has been experienced, it makes sense to implement some defensive measures. You can’t just say, “Well, we were lucky last time, so perhaps next time we’ll be lucky too.” As your ruler repeats its link with Uranus, be careful now, but don’t worry too much. For important news about the big changes due in your life. Call 1900 957 223.

Aquarius Jan21- Feb19

This week, your sign’s rulers make a supportive link to each other. It’s the penultimate time this angle occurs before vanishing for 30 years. It affects the zodiac, but you especially. You’ve made a deliberate effort to change something for the better this year. But you’re coming to a point where your resolve will be tested. This is a time for standing firm and remaining positive. You can’t return to a slumber from which you’ve awakened. So don’t let this fool you into believing that your dreams are out of reach. You don’t need to worry about the future! Call 1900 957 223.

Pisces Feb20- Mar20

Jupiter and Neptune form a rare angle this week. We associate both these celestial bodies with Pisces. Jupiter has been your ‘ruler’ for thousands of years. Neptune is a more recent discovery. But then, there are contradictory aspects to your character, too! Right now, the two form a spike in the sky. The symbolism is clear. You can use this energy to break through a barrier. Your heart and mind may not be in complete agreement, but any friction this creates can be a catalyst for a historic success. Just four minutes on the phone will give you the key to a happier life. Call 1900 957 223.