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This week, Mercury becomes the first planet to form a loosely aligned grand trine with Saturn and Uranus. Over the coming weeks, several other planets will also form these wonderful astrological portents. This one is the equivalent of stepping out on the

Aries Mar21-Apr20

Hindsight is a wonderful thing. We’ve all had to make decisions that would have been much easier if we’d only known what we know now. And some of our choices might have been very different. But, you learn from every step of your life. What’s gone before is what’s made you who you are. There’s no point looking back, and wondering what could have been. You can’t change the past, but you can change the present. Mercury’s movements are encouraging you to stop looking backwards and turn your attention to now! The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. Call 1900 957 223.

Taurus Apr21- May21

We all like to think of ourselves as sensible, rational creatures. But what space does that leave for our intuition to work? Is it a strength to think with our heads more than our hearts? Is it even rational? Not only is our heart the seat of our emotions – of love, friendship, and generosity – but it’s also the home of the insights and perceptions that have kept us alive, and thriving for thousands of years. All I’m trying to say is that if something’s been nagging away at you recently, you might just do well to heed what it’s saying. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 1900 957 223.

Gemini May22-Jun22

People have a funny way of gauging their own significance. We’re all aware that our time here on Earth is limited, and that the world will go on spinning just as it always has done, long after we’re gone. But despite this, we still can’t shake off the notion of our self-importance. Deep down, we believe in our indestructibility. Eternal life, though, is only available to the deities and gods of our myths and faiths. Recently you’ve been feeling that you have almost god-like powers. Perhaps, this week, you do. Use them well! The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. Call 1900 957 223.

Cancer Jun23-Jul23

Although Mars may be leaving your sign this week, it departs with a bang. Just as the sun joins it in Leo next weekend, the new moon is close enough to be considered conjunct to the fiery planet. You may be tired of the emotional extremes you’ve experienced over the last six weeks. But soon enough, the cosmos will allow you to take your foot off the gas, relax, and enjoy the scenery you’ve been climbing past. It’s just asking for one more burst of energy. You’re nearly at the summit. Then, you can begin the next, less challenging journey. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 1900 957 223.

Leo Jul24-Aug23

When I was a kid, Jim Carrey was the star my friends and I flocked to see at the cinema.

TheMask was our favourite film. It was based on an ancient mask which gave superpowers to whoever wore it. At the film’s climax, the hero defused an explosive situation by transforming into caricatured Italian garb, swallowing the bomb, and declaring, “That’s a spicy meatball!” As Mars enters your sign, a situation is about to get hotter. It’ll take great strength to swallow your pride, remain calm and decisive. But you don’t need a mask to be that hero. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. Call 1900 957 223.

Virgo Aug24-Sep23

Often, when you’ve almost reached your goal, it can be tempting to take your foot off the accelerator. You’re almost there – what’s the rush? That can be a good attitude to take. But, whilst the pursuit of dreams shouldn’t stop you from enjoying the journey, complacency is never helpful. “Almost” isn’t good enough – especially when you have the tools you need to achieve something you’ve wanted for so long. Don’t panic if you feel as if everything you’ve worked for seems to be slipping away. You’re about to be greatly reassured. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 1900 957 223.

Libra Sep24- Oct23

We’re taught as children to distinguish between things: blue, not red; big, not small; good, not bad. When we become adults, this leads to us to make comparisons: am I more or less successful than that person? Happier? Sadder? It becomes an unhealthy way of thinking. No one ever knows the reality of somebody else’s life. The only thing that matters is you, your progress, and your happiness. Not in relation to anyone else’s either. If you can free yourself from restricting comparisons this week, you’ll be surprised at what you discover. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. Call 1900 957 223.

Scorpio Oct24- Nov22

It’s tempting to race through life with a ticklist. Unless we’ve achieved that, seen this, and beaten someone else to that, are we even living? And, if you can complete this list in the shortest possible time then surely that’s the ultimate success? But in the scrabble to be the best, the highestachieving, and the most successful, the purpose of life slips away. Life’s not a competition. The only winners are those confident enough to be who they are, and who follow happiness wherever it leads them. You’re strong enough to be this! For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 1900 957 223.

Sagittarius Nov23- Dec21

Some people are born worriers. They’ll fret about everything; from big things right down to what they’re having for dinner tonight. As an outsider, it’s easy to be baffled by their capacity to overthink everything. But we should never laugh. We’ve all worried about something, then found that everything else seems more troubling. Worry is accumulative. Your concerns have been building up. This week, try to take a step back and evaluate whether you need to expend so much effort thinking things through. The chances are that you don’t. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. Call 1900 957 223.

Capricorn Dec22-Jan20

We all know wind-up merchants. The folk who press and poke you just to get a reaction. Like wasps, they buzz around, making a nuisance of themselves, and stopping you from being able to enjoy your ice cream. Though it’s not always easy to do, the best way to deal with these people (and wasps for that matter) is to ignore them. To do so, though, takes inner strength, resilience, commitment and not a little bravery. But you have these qualities in spades. Use them, and you’ll soon be able to watch your troubles fly away. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 1900 957 223.

Aquarius Jan21- Feb19

The late, great Rik Mayall played Lord Flashheart in the classic sitcom Blackadder. He’d crash through ceilings to make noise, win hearts, and steal scenes. With feisty Mars squaring up to your ruler, before bounding into your opposite sign, it could be that someone’s making a similar impression on you. Despite yourself, you’ll be swept up in a moment; brimming with passion, and driven with energy. But, don’t forget where your strengths lie. You’re known for your clarity. Let this be enhanced by, rather than abandoned for, emotions. The sky is positively charged with astrological promise. Call 1900 957 223.

Pisces Feb20- Mar20

Appearances are often deceptive. How often has a person, a situation, an offer, or an event, turned out to be exactly what it said on the tin? It’s important not to take things at face value. Even when things seem straightforward, the weight often lies in the nuance and detail. And this isn’t negative. After all, a number of poisons – when used in small quantities – have healing properties. An apparent threat in your emotional life is just such an example this week. Don’t be blind to the offer of reconciliation it conceals. For your latest inspiring guide to the week ahead, call 1900 957 223.