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This month, the sky gods Jupiter and Uranus make their final opposition in their incident-packed dance across the heavens. This relationship first came to a head at the turn of the year, and has been the engine for many of the dramatic changes and oscillating fortunes we’ve felt throughout 2017. Yet, the last sip of this heady wine brings the benefits of fresh perspective. With Pluto no longer muddying the waters, we’ll begin to awaken to the lessons our adventures have brought. Aries Mar21-Apr20 September brings a contrasting tale of clarity and confusion. There’ll be moments when you’re not sure if you’re coming or going. But there will also be times when you see a clear path ahead, and an unobstructed view. The key is not to become frustrated during one period, nor too cavalier in the other. You’re being granted the ability to see what changes must be made, and the advantages they can bring. 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And there’s a chance that, as your ruler makes feisty conjunctions with Mars, you might be more prone to “unleashing the beast” than usual. Yet that’s not necessarily bad. Anger is useful when channelled correctly. Little is gained when heads meet brick walls. If you’re smart about how you express your passion, it’ll be a key component in your progress. Your in-depth forecast for the whole of September can really help. Call 1900 957 223. Cancer Jun23-Jul23 September isn’t the month for thumb twiddling or wet paint watching! When the full moon arrives, and your ruler forms a conjunction with Neptune, it’s as if the cosmos is sending you mixed signals. A spark of creative energy will fill you to bursting, with ideas. Yet bringing them to fruition will be a different matter. You’ll uncover confusing signs and signals, and obstacles you’ve never encountered. If only you could see the direction to take, you’d be on the winning stretch. Mercury, turning direct, will illuminate the way. September is a powerful month for you. Find out more. Call 1900 957 223. Leo Jul24-Aug23 At the start of September, Mars leaves your sign just as Mercury turns direct. This is both a blessing and, well, not a curse, but a process of adjustment. You’ll finally find that a source of stress becomes less antagonising, and that you’re able to relax after what’s felt like a busy period. But you may also be so keen to enjoy the fruits of your endeavours that you become less motivated to take advantage of your success. That’s OK. This is a chance to rest and review. Soon enough, you’ll be inspired by the path that’s appearing. In September, the power of the planets can change your life. Call 1900 957 223. Virgo Aug24-Sep23 “Oh baby, baby, it’s a wild world,” sang Cat Stevens. Bemoaning the unpredictability of life is somewhat of a tradition for us Earthlings. We rather enjoy talking about the things we swear we couldn’t have seen coming, and the events we’ve been powerless to avoid. We don’t, however, often ask ourselves what value these situations bring – at least, not as often as we should. With the sun, Mars, Venus and your ruler all traversing Virgo this month, you may start to wonder why you’re feeling stressed. Then, you’ll get a glorious reminder. September brings great potential for change. Call 1900 957 223. Libra Sep24- Oct23 The equinox is coming and the sun is returning to your sign. And, as if that wasn’t enough, the final opposition between Jupiter and Uranus is rooted in Libra. These are signs of fortune, ability and happiness. But they won’t just fall into your lap like wind-fallen fruit. They must be harvested from the cosmic orchard. It’s time to pursue the goals you’ve been working up to, and make the decisions that you may have been guilty of putting off. Provide the planets with the right situations, and they’ll offer a helping hand. Four minutes on the phone can make September special. Call 1900 957 223. Scorpio Oct24- Nov22 You’re reliable and trustworthy. You’re the person who commits when the going gets tough… when it really matters. This is what you tell yourself, and this is who you are. And yes, these are the exact reasons why you feel that you can’t back down right now. You don’t want to appear fickle. And worse, even though something doesn’t feel right, you don’t want to let anyone down. Your ruler, Pluto, turns direct this month, just as the final Jupiter-Uranus opposition takes place. This leads you towards a beneficial, and longawaited turning point. Inspiring times await you in September. Call your new forecast: 1900 957 223. Sagittarius Nov23- Dec21 What have you got to give? How much is left in the tank? Though you may be feeling the strain of life’s great marathon, you’re not far from success and glory. This is no wasted effort. Nor is it a futile attempt to “prove” anything to anyone. The journey you’ve been on has opened your mind to so many possibilities. 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Aquarius Jan21- Feb19 It may be hard to push you into doing something you’re not inclined to pursue. But there’s been more pressure applied than usual. Some of it might be subtle. And, some might be so over the top that it backfires. Perhaps you’re even expecting too much from yourself. But, your shoulders are broad. And you genuinely do get a wonderful sense of wellbeing when you make a difference to someone’s world. This month, you’ll finally be able to focus on exploring what you can change to make your own life more than satisfying. Don’t miss your inspiring in-depth forecast for September. Call 1900 957 223. Pisces Feb20- Mar20 In September, the full moon conjuncts your ruler Neptune, suggesting a time to keep a close eye on your relationships. The cosmic winds suggest change is in the air. Before you begin to worry, let me assure you that, although there might be a storm cloud or two, this will be for the good. 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