What’s the deal?

TOURISTS complaining about being stuck in Bali.

Seriously, you have the best excuse in the world to take an extra week, or month off, in a tropical paradise by a resort pool sipping cocktails with no guilt. You have the best excuse in the world for not turning up to work — the boss can see there is a big erupting volcano spewing hot ash all over the place and it is obvious you can’t fly. So tell the petsitter, they are just going to have to look after fluffy for another week or so and stop giving us the woe is me. We would happily swap with you.