TALK OF THE TERRITORY

All the best from social media around the Territory

NRL CHARGE KILLS SLATER FAIRYTALE Momentum made his arm go forward after shoulder to shoulder impact – physics should be the same in Victoria. Chadd Mumme

HUMBLE HUMPTY DOO HOME HAS PULL POWER This is a wonderful home. Feels very welcoming, peaceful and wonderful tropical gardens. And the pool is great to cool off in too. Wendy Smith

GRANDMOTHER KILLS ALLIGATOR AFTER IT EATS HER HORSE Does gator taste the same as croc? Cliché as it sounds, croc meat does taste like chicken. Lauren Doecke

’CONTAMINATED’ STRAWBERRY FOUND IN THE NT I’d like to know where they even got strawberries from considering none of the stores I’ve been to have any in stock! We need to support our farmers. Kate Saunders

BIZARRE BIEBER FOOTAGE HAS FANS WORRIED I saw his body thrashing round. I saw his pulse rate going down. I saw him in convulsive throes. I said “I’ll have one of those”. Bob Sainsbury

FLYERS FURIOUS OVER QANTAS MOVE I’m in that 10%. Music and the map is where it’s at! Jason ‘Serg’ Golding

INSTAGRAMMER MOCKED FOR BUSINESS CLASS PHOTO WTF is an “influencer”? Stephen Cameron

ALL OF SIZZLER’S CHEESE TOAST SECRETS REVEALED Instead substitute with Parmesan, butter bread, sprinkle with tinned Parmesan and cook face down in a frypan, cover with a saucepan lid while cooking. Catherine Fitzgerald

’THIS ISN’T OVER’: DUTTON ‘HANGING BY A THREAD’ His own vote SAVED HIM. Come on, is this a joke or what? How can he vote on keeping his own job? David Ketley

WORK RAMPS UP ON CBD BUILDING REMOVAL Always whingers. A bit of dust and sandy water. Wa wa wah. Sand falling from any height will not sandblast anything. I hope the resident gets the full thing on time lapse. That would be awesome. Russell Henry STUDENTS SNUB CDU’S $300,000 CBD HUB Nowhere classes or accommodation in a dying CBD. What did they think would happen? Cameron McManus

BATMAN’S PENIS SPARKS SOCIAL MEDIA FRENZY Anyone else disappointed it doesn’t have two tiny ears on the end? Ben Stevenson

7-ELEVEN $3 COFFEE TRICK EXPOSED They all do it. Brian Schmidt

And what’s the point ... this sort of stuff happens all the time so why should we be so shocked!!! Mark Dreamer