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Aquarius Jan21- Feb19

Aries Mar21-Apr20

They tell us that as we grow older, we become wiser; and it’s certainly nice to imagine that we do. Some people, though, seem determined not to learn anything as they go about their lives. They just go round and round in circles, playing out the same old relationships, dealing with the same dramas and stubbornly refusing to make any changes to their patterns of behaviour. If we’re not willing to learn, our experience serves for nothing. Since you are ready and willing, you’re wiser than you think. View your challenges in a new light and overcome them.

Taurus Apr21- May21

“If you don’t judge, you won’t be judged”. Even if we intuitively understand the wisdom in this advice, we struggle to follow it. Even people who manage to follow the Ten Commandments find it challenging. Who can resist looking at the lives of people who seem to be making a mess of things, and feeling ever-so-slightly superior? Isn’t that what celebrity culture is all about? Yet, this week, as Saturn prepares to change signs, it’s what you need to remember. Keep an open mind. Things will turn to your advantage. Will the dream you’re chasing come true? Find out.

Gemini May22-Jun22

There are times when you’re so tuned in that you notice more than you need to notice and pick up too much information. This adds to your sensitivity and you end up so identifying with people’s emotions and anxieties that the boundaries get blurred and you find it hard to remember your own needs. You’ve been investing your time and energy in someone. But your kind-heartedness is influencing your judgment to the extent that you’re overlooking a problem. It’s good to forgive… but not to forget. For great advice to guide you through this week.

Cancer Jun23-Jul23

As long as you don’t take too much on this week, everything will turn out well for you. Yet, given your tendency to take on responsibility, this isn’t as simple as it seems. You’ve been waiting for something to happen. But sometimes you just need to wait. Seeds, for example, take a while before they show signs of life and emerge from the soil. There’s a natural process taking place now, and it’s going as fast as it can. Saturn’s imminent change of signs confirms that waiting patiently will bring rewards. Live your life to the full.

Leo Jul24-Aug23

It’s not always easy to know when someone’s making an outlandish claim or speaking the truth. People say ridiculous things. That’s why you tend to switch off sometimes; if you’re not really listening to what’s being said, you don’t have to worry about whether to believe what you’re being told… or not. Even when someone is being emphatic, you feel more like testing out what they’re saying than simply believing it to be true. Yet this week, as you’re about to discover, one person is worth really listening to. Change is possible now. Get some valuable help.

Virgo Aug24-Sep23

This week, Saturn’s imminent change of sign forces you to focus on financial matters, in particular, why you don’t have as much money as you’d like. This is the case for millionaire Virgos, as well as hard-up ones. Everyone in your sign could do with an injection of wealth. Yet it’s also true that none of them are as close to the brink as they think they are. The reason you’re so aware of this need is that you have the resources to nourish it. Here comes an opportunity to bring abundance into your life. You’ve got so much to look forward to this week.

Libra Sep24- Oct23

It’s not easy to believe in natural justice. After all, if it existed, wouldn’t anyone who had committed a heinous crime just drop on the spot? The Supreme Creator would just stop them in their tracks. We wouldn’t need lawyers or magistrates because we’d be able to tell, in an instant, who was guilty of a crime. Actually… thank goodness the cosmos doesn’t work that way. Wrongdoings are made right; but it’s a process that happens over time. An unfairness in your world is corrected this week. Make the most of your opportunities.

Scorpio Oct24- Nov22

They tell us to look before we leap; yet sometimes leaping, with only a cursory glance at where what we’re going, leads to exciting new situations that, had we thought about it, we’d never have found the courage to walk into. It’s better to be excitedly inexperienced than pessimistically stuck. As Saturn prepares to change signs, if you’re feeling negative, think about your options. It’s easy to write things off as inappropriate. Yet if you look again, you’ll be pleasantly surprised by what you can do. Auspicious alignments. Good times are here.

Sagittarius Nov23- Dec21

Have you ever been on a train, and in such a rush that you move from carriage to carriage to be at the best place to exit the train and the station? We spend a great deal of time doing ridiculous things. We get over-excited and shout at TVs when watching our favourite teams compete. Even though they can’t hear us, we need to share our sense of urgency. If you’re enjoying that sense of rushing and pressure, then all is well. If not, you can relax. Either way, everything is set to work out fine. Nothing is hopeless.

Capricorn Dec22-Jan20

You’re so sure-footed and capable; it must be good to know that, if you were ever to fall, you’d be able to land on your feet. But that’s not to say that once you’d landed, there wouldn’t be another tricky precipice to negotiate your way along. Does life have to be a series of stumbles and recoveries? Will you ever get to a place where you feel stable and secure? Let’s hope not. Things would be very dull. Yet this week, as your ruler prepares to change signs, a period of calm awaits. Enjoy. What’s in the sky? Helpful planetary alignments.

Can you remember what you were like before a significant event happened in your life? You were, of course, the same person. You were still you… but you were different too. Can you imagine having a conversation with who you were then? The previous you might find it hard to accept some of the things the new you thinks and does. As Saturn prepares to move into your sign, a more contented and peaceful you is making contact from the near future. You can give yourself some wonderful advice. Solve problems. Ease troubles. Find solutions.

Pisces Feb20- Mar20

Listening to pop songs, you’d think that some of us were born to run, while others were born to be wild. So which category do you fall into? You were certainly born to cope with whatever life puts in your path. You have a rare talent for being able to empathise and support people in their troubles. It might not be the kind of heroics that hit songs are written about, but it changes peoples” lives. Your commitment is worthy of an award. Recognition and respect are coming your way this week. What does your heart really desire and can you achieve it?

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