SMARTTRESS

MONITOR YOUR UNFAITHFUL PARTNER. www.smarttress.com We’ve all heard about private-eyes who document their clients’ unfaithful partners — taking photos and keeping intricate logs of their every move... Well, now they’re enlisting the help of Smarttress — a mattress pimped up with sensors that detect unfaithful activity upon it. Yes, that’s right, even your mattress is spying on you. Dubbed the “lover detection system”, your mattress will send an alert to your iOS or Android app if someone is using your bed when you’re not at home. Of course, many questions arise from this product, including: ‘How do you convince your partner to buy one?’ and ‘What if you’ve got a large dog who likes sleeping on your bed?’ and even ‘What stops my partner from using the kitchen counter instead?’ But to be honest, the most pressing question is, ‘How much are you willing to spend to put off the “Are you cheating on me?!” talk with your unfaithful partner?’ because you can bet this mattress doesn’t come cheap.