The craziest conspiracy theories of our time

* The Royal Family is descended from a) vampires, b) cannibals or c) humans who once mated with alien reptiles, thus the queen can shape-shift into the form of a lizard.

* Harold Holt was abducted by a Chinese submarine.

* Jacinda Ardern is a Freemason bent on world domination, and part of a cabal of cannibalistic paedophiles with Oprah Winfrey and Hillary Clinton.

* COVID-19 lockdowns were created to keep people off the street so Donald Trump’s Space Force could secretly move in on that cannibalistic cabal.

* Oprah secretly captures and tortures children, and sells their blood on the black market as an elixir of youth.

* Elvis Presley was an undercover FBI agent who went into witness protection in 1977 and is still alive today.

* Princess Diana was either a) killed by MI6, or b) faked her own death and is living on a secret island with Dodi Al Fayed.

* The Duchess of Sussex has been replaced by a robot.

* JFK was killed by a poison dart from a mysteriously weaponised umbrella.

* Joe Biden is really John F. Kennedy Jnr in a mask.

* Last year’s bushfires were deliberately lit by Australian governments and railroad enthusiasts to clear land for a high-speed railway.

* Greta Thunberg is an actor being manipulated by the cabal of cannibalistic paedophiles.

* Prince Charles and

Princess Diana had

a secret daughter conceived via IVF and carried by the royal obstetrician’s wife.

* Paul McCartney is dead.

* The 1969 moon landing was faked by filmmaker Stanley Kubrick in a studio in the Mojave Desert.