Zodiac forecasts

Venus arrives in Aries tomorrow. She initially visited at the beginning of February but, like a forgetful friend who thinks they’ve left the stove on, she had to turn back just to check on what she’d been doing. Now she’s returned and, although she hasn’t made herself comfortable yet, she’s at the front door, looking a little less worried. Good. For Aries, this is the kind of houseguest it’s always a pleasure to welcome. And for the rest of us, we can look forward to having her full, undistracted attention.

aries Mar 20 – Apr 19

In the UK, the weather can be freakishly warm at the beginning of autumn or the end of winter. Having overlooked the weather forecasts, people leave the house dressed for seasonal chilly weather. Hours later, they’re sweating under a winter coat, wondering why anyone would want to be at work on such a fine day, and wishing they were better prepared. So here’s your astrological weather forecast: your life is about to become warmer and more inviting. Dress accordingly; bask in the sunshine. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

gemini May 21 – Jun 20

Wouldn’t it be great if all your dreams came true? And everyone else’s too, for that matter. The tricky part, though, is that no single dream is big enough to fit everybody into it. Dreaming is a solitary activity. And dreamy idealists often find themselves detached from the realists who are unwilling to accept their fantasy. Are you struggling to find your believers? Trust me, they’re close by. All you need to focus on is the one aspiration that appeals to the right people. Then, your dreams can become theirs too. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

leo Jul 22 – Aug 22

When my school hosted a talent show, there was always one classmate who’d impress us with a hidden skill. One time, the class clown gave a rather sweet piano recital, and we saw beyond his silliness. The public face we present every day tells just a fraction of the story of who we are. What do you show the world of your multi-faceted personality, and who else would benefit from seeing it? If you can find the courage to reveal your talents today, you’ll be pleased with the result. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

libra Sep 23 - Oct 22

When strong feelings are reciprocated our indiscretions are masked. Do you see relationships as a balance of affection or a risk/reward scenario? Sacrifices we make for love don’t always seem equal. We can all feel like the diplomat who gives in to demands to maintain harmony. Yet, especially if we want to act as love’s envoy, sometimes this is all we need. If levels of investment seem stacked unfavourably, tally up the rewards in your own column. You may find they add up in your favour. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

sagittarius Nov 20 - Dec 20

There are those who stick to what they know, and those who like to throw themselves into the unknown. Oddly, you have the chance to be both! This sounds contradictory I know, but it makes sense. Take a routine such as meal preparation. How we buy the food, when we cook it, and where we eat it remains largely the same. Nothing much about this routine changes, except for one small, significant factor the ingredients! The simplest change to your routine can dish up an improved and satisfying feast. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17

Reccurring themes, much like long-term medical conditions, often need a regular check-up. Sometimes the usual treatment doesn’t work as well as it did last time. Why? My short answer is ‘I don’t know.’ The long answer is ‘I don’t know, but then neither do you!’ This could be seen as futile advice, but your natural intuition knows that you’re another step towards a constructive solution. Every unsuccessful course of treatment eliminates an option, and soon you’ll be left with the perfect remedy. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. Call 1900 959 005.

taurus Apr 20 – May 20

Sorry. You can’t read today’s forecast. You’re not dressed appropriately. Astrological consultations must be conducted in formal attire. Please change into something more suitable and then I’ll consider letting you read on. Hey! That’s cheating! You think you can just read it anyway - and that I won’t be any the wiser? What kind of cavalier attitude is that? Actually, following the New Moon’s energy, it’s the same sort of courage and independence that’s required of you in many areas today. Change your future! Call your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast: 1900 959 005.

cancer Jun 21 – Jul 21

There are two types of people: ones who read instruction manuals and ones who don’t. But we’d be wrong to assume that the ones who don’t are less sensible than the ones who do. Many technical explanations are written so badly they make even the simplest task appear daunting. Your reticence to engage with a project is based, at least partially, on the suggestion that it’s likely to prove very difficult. As Mars and the Moon link to Pluto, stop thinking about whether it really can be done, and just do it! Change your future! Call your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast: 1900 959 005.

virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22

Rudyard Kipling wrote, ‘If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs... you will be a man, my son.’ Modern wits twist the verse. They say, ‘If you can keep your head under such circumstances, you probably haven’t understood the seriousness of the situation.’ So, if you’re feeling calm, why is this? Is it because you’re strong? Or is it actually because you can see further than most people? It is both. As Mercury will soon link with Uranus, trust in your highest, clearest, vision. Change your future! Call your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast: 1900 959 005.

scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21

Don’t underestimate your influence. Don’t see yourself today, as someone who won’t be listened to. You may be dealing with difficulties, but you’re good at solving problems. You just tend to do it more successfully when feeling confident. If you start to doubt yourself, you create a self-fulfilling prophecy. You think, ‘I won’t be able to manage this’, and because that’s what you think, it turns out to be true. Yet, following the New Moon, if you ask for what you need today, you won’t be turned down. Change your future! Call your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast: 1900 959 005.

capricorn Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

In the classic joke, a man goes to the doctor, complaining of a headache. The doctor takes out a large hammer and whacks him on the knee. The man screams in pain. The doctor says, ‘See! Now your headache doesn’t feel anywhere near as bad.’ That’s not the kind of medicine you want to be offered now. The advice you need is not, ‘try to feel better because things could be worse.’ but ‘feel better because you’ll soon be in a position to make them much better.’ And the energy of the recent New Moon says you will! Change your future! Call your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast: 1900 959 005.

pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19

When does life seem harsh? Whenever people refuse to see other people’s point of view. When does the world seem sweet? Whenever we feel we’re being listened to and understood. What therefore should we do if we wish to contribute to a global climate of conciliation? Negativity is contagious. We pass it on to one another without even realising we’re doing so. As Venus leaves your sign tomorrow, the kinder you can manage to be, the more likely you’ll attract generosity towards yourself. Change your future! Call your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast: 1900 959 005.