Zodiac forecasts

The relationship of Mars and Uranus becomes exact this weekend, as it exits the Grand Trine formed with Saturn. Then retrograde Mercury enters the fray. But, although Mercury and Mars meet while the red planet is still infused with these energies, Mercury stops tantalisingly short of rekindling its own Grand Trine. We’re being given access to great inner strength. This comes with the temptation to tear down structures that seem constricting. Let’s ring the changes with care.

aries Mar 20 – Apr 19

It’s perfectly possible to run across hot coals without burning your feet. You just need to know the tricks to it - oh, and to be able to run very fast! Don’t get me wrong… it makes for a truly impressive party trick. But it probably wouldn’t be sensible to walk to work that way! It will come as no surprise for you to hear that you’ve got a strong risktaking streak. But, is it always necessary to take quite so many risks? You’ll find more success, this weekend, by being wise rather than brave. September is a powerful month for you. Learn more: 1900 959 005.

gemini May 21 – Jun 20

Some things are absolute. One plus one equals two. That’s a fact. It’s one of the cornerstones of our knowledge. A million complex equations spring from that one certainty. But don’t let mathematical extrapolation fool you into thinking that the process is infallible. Whenever we begin to extrapolate our beliefs or ideas, it’s easy to lose sight of the original concept. We can end up lost and confused, having entirely missed the point. Be wary of making false connections, this weekend. September brings potential for change. Discover more: 1900 959 005.

leo Jul 22 – Aug 22

The author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie recently said that the European stories she grew up with were preoccupied by the weather: In Nigeria, the weather wasn’t often discussed. It’s sunny there usually. But, is a sunny day sunnier if the weather’s been miserable beforehand? Is it still defined as sunny, in a place where the sun always shines? There’s something to be said for the ephemerality of sunshine. You don’t need to hold on to the warmth you’re feeling; it will pass, but it will also come again. Inspiring times await you. Call your September forecast: 1900 959 005.

libra Sep 23 - Oct 22

Knowledge might be a noble pursuit, but not all pursuits of knowledge are noble. When we seek knowledge to discern the truth about something, or to better ourselves, we are motivated by some kind of greater good. But, when we seek knowledge out of jealousy, or to get the better of someone else, then our actions are harder to justify. What you’re currently trying to find out may not be for you to know. Be honest about your motivations, and if necessary, let go and move on. September brings a rare opportunity for change. Call 1900 959 005.

sagittarius Nov 20 - Dec 20

No sooner has your great adventure begun than you find yourself on unknown and dangerous seas. Land seems a million miles away. Your life boats have capsized and there’s no life-jacket. There’s no way back and this all seems like a terrible, terrible idea. But, everything happens for a reason. Don’t allow a temporary bump in the road to curtail your journey. You’ll get to where you’re going and, when you do, you’ll look back on this with fondness. Hard to imagine, yes. But true. Your NEW four-minute forecast for September is ready. Call 1900 959 005.

aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 17

Have you ever been in an argument with someone online and ended up changing your point of view? How many keyboard warriors have you managed to successfully convert to your understanding of a situation? I suspect I know the answer to both these questions! This weekend, it’s worth considering your track record when you’re tempted to counter the fire in someone’s ire. Consider completely changing tack, if you want to change minds and win hearts. It’s the sure fire way to success. I have inspiring news in your brand-NEW September forecast: 1900 959 005.

taurus Apr 20 – May 20

If life is series of causes and effects, the sequences are so convoluted that it’s difficult to find the root of a problem. If we’re all so insignificant, what can you or I do to influence economic and humanitarian disasters? It often feels that we’re too small to have any effect on our world. But it simply isn’t true. You’re a vital player, and any move you make has tangible results. Although you feel stuck right now, the options opening up to you can create significant change. In September, planet-power can change your life. Call 1900 959 005.

cancer Jun 21 – Jul 21

There’s often a strange, barely tangible connection running between the things we want and the things we don’t want. One can be strangely reliant on the other. There’d be no need for a police force if crime didn’t exist. Nor would we need gyms if we didn’t have TVs and sofas! Friends without enemies? Good times without the bad? The connections aren’t always obvious, or comfortable, but they’re a crucial fact of life. Sometimes, as you’re about to see, what seems wrong can be advantageous. A four-minute call can make September special: 1900 959 005.

virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22

Mercury is already on a sharp deceleration, and will soon come to a standstill. It feels as though a sloth might be able to overtake the ruler of your sign. You too are dragging your feet. It’s as if you’re approaching what appears to be an unwanted milestone. Or perhaps you’re battling to move forward in an area of life that feels stuck. This weekend brings the moment to heave yourself out of this quagmire. If you shake the mud from your boots, you’ll be free to enjoy something fresh. Be ready for the magic on offer to you in September. Call 1900 959 005.

scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21

If something stops working, there’s usually a pretty simple procedure to get it going again. If the light goes out, all we need to do is change the bulb. Simple. But it’s only simple because we know what to do. Give us a problem with, say, the plumbing, and we’re convinced that the whole house will need turning upside down by a team of plumbers and it’ll take a week and a half. But of course it won’t. Don’t be fooled into thinking a radical solution is the right or only one, this weekend. Don’t miss your inspiring September forecast, call 1900 959 005.

capricorn Dec 2 1 - Jan 19

Guardian angels were a favourite theme of Jonathan’s – and have become one of mine. Yet, statistically speaking, Capricorns are less likely to believe in such beings. Perhaps it’s because you often feel as if you’re the one having to do the guarding. But, you have to admit that every now and then, a mysterious, inexplicable force seems to be working for you. You might not see halos this weekend, but that doesn’t mean you won’t be looked after. Don’t question the change in fortunes - enjoy it! I want to tell you why September has so many opportunities: 1900 959 005.

pisces Feb 18 - Mar 19

Imagine if humanity moved into a new era of peace and harmony. The first to feel it would be the arms dealers. Overnight their weaponry would be worthless. Next, the lawyers would see their disputes melt away, and their lucrative contracts evaporate. Too many people are invested in keeping the world at loggerheads. But things are gradually changing. You face a choice. Either continue a conflict - or break away from a negative mind-set and take a positive step towards happiness. Your forecast for the whole of September can really help you: 1900 959 005.