The Chronicle

HAVE A LAUGH

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Three sacks

Three women escaped from prison .... one was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blond.

They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunnysacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage.

About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there, the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him, “Just threegunny­sacks”.

The sheriff told him to find out what was in them .... so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it, and she went “Bow-wow,” so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.

Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.” The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.

Then he kicked the one with the blond in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blond said “Potatoes.”

Father daughter convo

Father to Daughter: It’s a good thing you chose to takes accounting at school. Daughter: How come? Father: Because I want you to account for coming home at five am this morning.

Letter B

Why is the letter ‘B’ very cold? Because its between AC.

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