HAVE A LAUGH

Forgetful

WHILE on a road trip, a couple of senior citizens stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about 40 minutes.

To add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to safely turn around, in order to return to the restaurant.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.

The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside, the old bloke yelled out, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and wallet”.

New breeds of dog

CROSS a labrador retriever with a curly coated retriever and get a lab coat retriever, the choice dog of research scientists.

Cross a terrier with a bulldog and get a terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Cross an Irish water spaniel with an English springer spaniel and get an Irish springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle!

Cross a collie with a malamute and get a commute, a dog that travels to work.

Cross a bloodhound with a labrador and get a blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.