HAVE A LAUGH
Under the bed
Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.
Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.
It was a card. On it was written, “Yes, we do clean under here, too.”
IT company
I went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of Computer Hacking Investigator.
The boss asked me, “So, what makes you suitable for this job?”
“Well,” I replied, “I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!”
How to park
My daughter came home so excited. She had to parallel park at work and received the following note of praise: PARKING FINE.
The good thief
Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?
The thief was spending less than his wife.
Top writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define ‘great’ he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.