HAVE A LAUGH

DENTAL PRACTICE

WHAT did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

“Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”

ENGAGED TALK

AFTER the first day of school, the father asked his son, “What did you do at school today?”

The little boy shrugged and said, “Just stuff.”

Trying to connect with his son a little better, the father persisted and said, “Well, did you learn about any numbers, or letters, or animals, or maybe colours?”

Puzzled, the child looked at his father and said, “Daddy, didn’t you go to school when you were a little boy?”

DICTIONARY GUIDE

1.FOR your convenience, all words have been placed in alphabetical order. So merely open book to page where the word you wish to look up should be.

2. If you don’t know how to spell the word you wish to look up, look up a synonym and hope the definition contains the word you wish to look up.

3. If you don’t know what a synonym is, look up the word “synonym,” since we just showed you how to spell it

4. Now, repeat step two before repeating step one.

5. If the word you originally wished to look up is found to mean something entirely different than you thought it did, then your problem is insuperable.

6. Look up “insuperable.”

LESSON LEARNED

DRIVING her car one afternoon, the elderly retired teacher slowed but did not stop when she came to a stop sign.

She was pulled over by a police officer who recognised her as his former English teacher.

“Mrs Brown,” he said, “those stop signs are fullstops, not commas.”