HAVE A LAUGH

AGE OLD PROBLEM

A WOMAN was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist.

She noticed his diploma on the wall with his full name.

Suddenly, she remembered a tall handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in her high school class some 50 years ago.

Could he be the same guy that she had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, she quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been her classmate.

After he examined her teeth, she asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

“Yes. Yes, I did,” he gleamed with pride.

“When did you graduate?” she asked.

He answered, “In 1967. Why do you ask?”

“You were in my class!” she exclaimed.

He looked at her closely. Then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray-haired man asked, “What did you teach?”

SMART ALEC

A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between five and six.

He seemed irritated when I answered “kindergarten”!

MEDICAL DISTINCTIONS

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flue, you need oink-ment.

SCHOOL DAYS

Teacher: Why are you late today?

Student: Because of the sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow”!