HAVE A LAUGH

FELINE FRIENDS

TWO female cats are sitting on the fence passing the time of day when a really handsome tomcat walks by and winks at them.

“Oh darling, did you see that one?” one of the felines opines.

“I wouldn’t mind sharing a dead mouse with him.”

“Oh, forget about him,” her friend tells her.

“I went out with him once, and all he did was talk about his operation.”

TOMCAT CALLING

A tomcat was heard running up and down the alley for hours.

A neighbour called his owner and asked what was happening.

The owner said, “Well, I had him fixed today, and he’s going around cancelling all his engagements.”

WRONG ANSWER

Relationships can be very puzzling as we all know.

Take celibacy, for example; this can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.

While attending a special Marriage Awareness Weekend in Doncaster, Yorkshire, England, Nicky and Victoria listened to the facilitator intone, ‘It is so very important that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’

He turned to the men and asked, ‘Can you each name your wife’s favourite flower?’

Nicky leaned over, touched Victoria’s arm gently and whispered, ‘Self raising, isn’t it?’

Thus began Nicky’s life of celibacy.