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‘I like getting up in the morning and messing with my boy’s toys.’ I sing this silly song when I wake up and my 6-year-old is downstairs. Then I repeat “MessMessMessMessMess!” and gently prod things in his room. Sure enough little feet scramble up the stairs and he bursts in shouting ‘Daddy!’ in mock indignation to commence our usual ‘tickle-fight’. Sometimes confrontation is just a call for attention. As retrograde Mercury aligns with Mars, check which you’re dealing with today.

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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

Even in the uncertain times we’re living through, some bets are sure certainties. Even without your astrologer’s advice you could confidently put your money on the sun rising tomorrow morning. As retrograde Mercury and your ruling planet, Mars, link today, there’s an area of your life that you can be sure will bring bright new tomorrows into your world. Whether or not you feel supported and affirmed by those around you, you really can afford to put your faith in a new idea. Your latest Moonsign forecast will lift your spirits. Call 1300 017 319

TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

Are some of us naturally moodier than others? The problem is that this idea maps onto the false notion that whilst some folk are steady and stable, others are changeable and unreliable. Yet we can all be overcome by our emotions. Anxiety. Fear. Love. Hope. None of these are stable entities; they ebb and flow, rise and fall. We’ve all said things in the heat of the moment that, in cooler times, we come to regret. Don’t attach too much significance to words spoken in haste today. For four minutes of insight call your latest Moonsign forecast: 1300 017 319

GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

It’s hard to think of a better example of a great rock and roller than Keith Richards. Not only is he a superb guitarist, but he cowrote songs for The Rolling Stones and was Johnny Depp’s role model for Captain Jack Sparrow. He was a man who not only knew how to party... he knew how to survive. As a smart Gemini, you’re more than able to promote yourself. Although there’s a serious side to you, your ruler’s link with powerful Mars encourages your mischievous side to come out to play. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. Call 1300 017 319

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

This is the time of year when you celebrate your birthday. It’s time to appreciate the achievements and progress you’ve made. The Sun in your sign brings you the energy to enjoy life; which is perfect, because you have a lot going on. Yet you’re also under a lot of stress. The demands of a complex relationship are forcing you to dedicate a great deal of time to resolving someone else’s problems, and leaving you little time for yourself. Today’s cosmic climate brings the break you need. Change your life! For your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast call 1300 017 319

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

They say that nothing in the world is ever completely new. Although our technological capabilities might have exponentially increased, we don’t really do anything different with them. We work. We communicate. We’re entertained. These things haven’t changed; they’ve just moved online. As life gears up to put on a repeat showing of a drama you thought you’d left behind, don’t worry. This time you’re prepared. You’ve got the experience to sort things out with just a click of your fingers. Your latest Moonsign forecast will lift your spirits. Call 1300 017 319

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

It’s easy to be wise when we have the benefit of hindsight. Once the dice have fallen, the post-mortem is straightforward; we can trace paths and connections that, at the time, were obscured by obstacles and hidden agendas. ‘Of course,’ we say, ‘how could it have been another way’? Yet, we’re surrounded by so-called experts who manage to sound so convincing that it’s hard not to follow their advice. Don’t let someone else’s ‘knowledge’ dictate your path today. You know best. For four minutes of insight call your latest Moonsign forecast: 1300 017 319

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

Just as it always does, the river of synchronicity is flowing through your life. It only feels as if it’s running dry, or that you’re up to your neck in tumultuous waters, because you’re facing a situation which has a surprising number of buckets that need filling. Despite the challenge, today’s cosmic climate gifts you with the energy and the resources to more than complete the task ahead. As long as you methodically continue with your current plan, you’ll find that you’re more than able to cope. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. Call 1300 017 319

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

Problems like company. Rather than happily existing in isolation, they attract one another. They also like to feel as if they’re owned by someone. Like a pet, they need attention, food and exercise. The more care they receive, the more likely they are to hang around. If you have an issue you’d like to get rid of, the cosmos is providing you with a reason not to pay it attention today. Don’t worry about it not being able to cope without you. It will swiftly move onto another home, leaving you in peace. Change your life! For your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast call 1300 017 319

SAGITTARIUS NOV 23 - DEC 21

There’s a skip in your step, and a feeling of joy in your heart. A rosy, optimistic glow positively beams out of you whenever you’re reminded of a certain upcoming opportunity. Is this false positivity? Should you really be so enlivened by something that hasn’t yet come to fruition? Of course! This is a sign of things to come. Don’t let anxiety, fear or doubt dampen your hope and happiness. Enjoy it. Nothing is as inspirational as someone who’s inspired. Let that energy carry you towards your dream. Your latest Moonsign forecast will lift your spirits. Call 1300 017 319

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

People get upset when their beliefs are criticised. Yet people who don’t believe in anything tend to get even more distressed. They think they can use logical thinking to explain the nature of life and the universe, and fall into confusion when unexplainable events occur. A situation you’re facing has caused you to ponder a deep-rooted conviction. Just because you’re changing your mind about something you once believed to be true doesn’t mean that you need to doubt yourself today. For four minutes of insight call your latest Moonsign forecast: 1300 017 319

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

There’s a reason that we like to believe in fairies and guardian angels. Who doesn’t want to think there’s a host of ethereal creatures zipping around looking out for us? Although, doesn’t that also mean that we have to acknowledge the likelihood of demons and gremlins too? No malignant, supernatural forces are working against you today. As retrograde Mercury and Mars align, you don’t need to rely on any cosmic forces. You’re more than equipped to deal with any challenges all by yourself. Big changes are due between now and the next New Moon. Call 1300 017 319

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

When you solve someone’s problems for them, are you depriving them of the chance to sort things out for themselves? Although psychologists might advise us that there are benefits to standing back, giving people space and allowing them to wallow in their own muddy messes, there are times when we need to dive in, and help them out of the mire and onto firmer ground. A memory of a previous difficult experience can be used to enable someone today. Your advice will make all the difference. Change your life! For your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast call 1300 017 319