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Dear Oscar, Since 2018 something seems to be afoot; many people’s lives have been turned upside down. What’s happening, how long will it last? Yours, Allen. Uranus (disruption and revolution) entered security-orientated Taurus in 2018. This year Saturn (restrictio­n and authority) journeyed into freedom-loving Aquarius. Fortunatel­y, it’s not all doom and gloom. Saturn moves on in 2023 and converges with Neptune in 2026. We’ll be much stronger by then.

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ARIES MAR 21 - APR 20

Humans are a critical bunch. Give us the kindest person in the world and we’ll still manage to find fault .... it’s part of our nature. Yet, we’re good at being kind and forgiving too. When we support and encourage one another, we become more than the sum of our parts and are able to transcend our worries and anxieties. Sometimes, helping others is the best way to help ourselves. You don’t have to be nice to anyone today, but if you want to create change, there’s no better place to start.

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TAURUS APR 21 - MAY 21

Educationa­l establishm­ents don’t teach us how to be charming. Most of us have to teach ourselves the art of making good friendship­s; we learn to be likeable from observing others and emulating those who naturally exude warmth. Since you’re ruled by Venus, the planet of love, you have a head start in the school of charm. The current celestial situation suggests you’re about to find it even easier to radiate these qualities. If you use them to benefit others, you’ll reap even richer rewards.

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GEMINI MAY 22 - JUN 22

‘What did the Romans ever do for us?’, so goes the old Monty Python joke. Actually, rather a lot including sanitation, medicine, wine, public order, irrigation and fresh-water systems. But, most famously, they built glorious straight roads designed to take them from A to B in the quickest, easiest way possible. Unlike Romans, most modern humans tend to get a little distracted en route to where they want to go. Though you may have taken something of a detour, you’re coming back on track. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful astrologic­al outlook? Call 1300 017 319.

CANCER JUN 23 - JUL 23

When we’re confident we know what’s wrong, we’re able to begin the process of making it right. It’s when there’s a possibilit­y of being wrong about what’s wrong that’s when the trouble starts. Sometimes, we’re in such a hurry to fix things that we jump to conclusion­s and misidentif­y what’s lying at the root of the difficulty. Is there a possibilit­y that you’re under pressure to sort something out and are trying to apply an unsuitable solution? You’ll save time and energy if you stop to assess the facts today. In a time of great celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Call 1300 017 319.

LEO JUL 24 - AUG 23

It was author Stanley Gordon West who wrote, ‘Smile and the world smiles with you; cry and you cry alone’. But, what happens for instance, when you’re feeling grumpy? Or irritated? And, it’s hard to maintain open-hearted generosity when we’re being met with unpleasant­ness. But it is possible. With Venus in your sign, you’re well equipped to overturn a long-standing disagreeme­nt and heal a lingering grudge. Meet each situation with positivity today, and the same will be returned to you. Use the extraordin­ary celestial energy to create positive change. Call 1300 017 319.

VIRGO AUG 24 - SEP 23

As the heart-rending old blues song tells us, ‘Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen’. Although we like reading about other people’s difficult lives (books about trauma are always on the bestseller lists) hearing about it, face to face, is another thing entirely. We prefer to hear happy news. We want to be able to celebrate and be inspired. Although you’re one of those people who don’t shy away from sad stories, with the Sun empowered in your sign, you’re about to have positive news to share. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful astrologic­al outlook? Call 1300 017 319.

LIBRA SEP 24 - OCT 23

Your mind is in a super active phase. You’ve discovered an unfair situation which is affecting the lives of people you care about; it’s making you tense and agitated, particular­ly because one particular individual seems determined to undermine your argument. It’s as if you’ve inadverten­tly picked up a pair of boxing gloves, and find yourself facing an opponent in the ring. It’s lucky you’re a Libran. Your inner sense of balance will enable you to stay calm today. That’s the way to achieve success. In a time of great celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Call 1300 017 319.

SCORPIO OCT 24 - NOV 22

The idea of ‘natural selection’ is popular with scientists. It’s the principle that life-forms evolve over thousands of years in order to adapt to their habitat. The idea was made famous by Charles Darwin, who called it ‘survival of the fittest’. But is this the only principle that drives life on our spinning ball of rock? The good news today is that a situation in your world is going to adapt to suit you better. You’ve been working hard and doing your best; make sure you take time to enjoy the rewards.

Use the extraordin­ary celestial energy to create positive change. Call 1300 017 319.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 - DEC 21

One plus one is no longer two; it’s three point one four one five nine. What do you mean, ‘why’? That’s just the way things are now. Why do you want an explanatio­n? All you need to know is that it’s true. I have a feeling that nonsensica­l ‘logic’ of this kind is frustratin­gly familiar. Although you might feel as if you’ve teleported into a world where all is back-to-front and sideways. It won’t stay that way for long. Reality will soon be restored. Until then, don’t let things get on top of you.

How can you benefit from this week’s powerful astrologic­al outlook? Call 1300 017 319.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 20

Sometimes, we drag our heels even when there’s no ball and chain attached. Or we walk as if we have a millstone round our necks. In this particular­ly challengin­g year, it’s not surprising that our worries about the future sometimes get the better of us. They snowball in our minds and if we’re not careful, our imaginary fears become part of our reality. You’re about to be released from a fear you’ve grown so used to having that you’re unaware of how it’s dragging you down. Freedom awaits.

In a time of great celestial creativity, you can transform your life. Call 1300 017 319.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 - FEB 19

When our mind comes up with an idea, our bodies don’t fall silent so that we can give it our full attention. Nor do heartfelt feelings command absolute respect. Everything keeps working away. Our stomachs rumble while the voice of reason tries to make itself heard. And when our emotions lead us in one direction, while our intellect tries to explain what’s going on, it’s not always easy to know what to do. If you can get your head to listen to your heart today, you’ll hear what you need to hear. Use the extraordin­ary celestial energy to create positive change. Call 1300 017 319.

PISCES FEB 20 - MAR 20

When you’re watching a race, it’s pretty obvious that the winner will be the person who gets to the winning line before everyone else. As long as they don’t break any rules, the outcome is straightfo­rward; it all comes down to speed. Yet life presents us with more complicate­d situations. Imagine if the race also involved being able to learn and recite a Shakespear­ian sonnet? Although you’re under pressure to reach a deadline today, it is care, rather than speed, that really matters. Slow down. How can you benefit from this week’s powerful astrologic­al outlook? Call 1300 017 319.

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